Irgendwie fühle ich mich heute beschissen?!
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens it's the will of Allah.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
TV Evangelism: Send money or shit will happen.
Atheism : No shit.
Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism : There's nothing like good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: That shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke that shit.
Holzfigur von Stephan Balkenhol auf der Aussenalster.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Balkenhol
smokeonthewater 16/10/2024 0:57
Schlecht, wenn man sich nicht mal auf dem Kopf kratzen kann. :-)LG Dieter
Manfred Blochwitz 01/10/2024 11:16
Ja, das Leben ist hart und beschissen.Gruß Manfred
Etzadle 30/09/2024 21:43
Danke, ich habe sehr gelachtMomente HH 30/09/2024 13:33
:-))))lg gine